Gelak & Ketawa - Bhg 2

Cerita 1

Aku hairan dengan TV aku .
Kalau iklan Colgate , nampak giginya ..
Kalau iklan Sunsilk , nampak
rambutnya ..
Kalau iklan Rexona , nampak ketiaknya ..

Tapi kalau iklan Kotex , tak nampak
pulak >_<
TV aku rosak kaa ?
TV anda macam mana ? :D hikhikhik

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Cerita 2

Jimat tambang

Ajoi sedang melepak depan rumah sambil mengelap motor apabila melihat anak jirannya baru pulang dari sekolah tetapi berpeluh-peluh..

Ajoi: “Dik, naper berpeluh-peluh?”

Budak sekolah: “Saya jimat duit RM2″

Ajoi: “naper lak”

Budak sekolah : “saya balik tak naik bas, tapi saya berlari bersaing dengan bas jadi saya jimat RM2..”

Ajoi: “Ooo, tapi kenapa ko tak berlari berlumba dengan teksi..lagi ko jimat RM10″

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Cerita 3

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell
6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I pu t the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2
him but I don't know what he 1.